Chuck Norris Tells No Lies

Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottel of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to celebrate his birthday because he was born between Sunday and Monday.

Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums

The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.

Chuck Norris takes steroids, but only so that his balls will fit in his pants.

A tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, not only does Chuck Norris hear it, he probably had something to do with it.

I was there. I saw the tree “trip”.

When spies are given their “license to kill”, they are simply handed a picture of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can light ants on fire while using a magnifying glass- at night.

Chuck Norris jizzes lightning bolts.

I can only imagin.