Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottel of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to celebrate his birthday because he was born between Sunday and Monday.
Chuck Norris can fold back a road map the first time!
Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums
WHO ELSE WANT TO KILL THE PERSON WHO REALLY WROTE THAT?
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it’s direction…then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood. Just never his own.