Chuck Norris Tells No Lies

Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottel of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to celebrate his birthday because he was born between Sunday and Monday.

Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums

Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris’ daughter…

The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it’s direction…then it rolled up into a ball.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

The day Chuck Norris will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.